“I was just at the store, buying Little Man some new shoes, and this woman stopped me.” Hottie told me.
“Oh, really? What kind of shoes?”
“Brown ones. You won’t believe what she said.”
“What a cute baby! How precious!” He impersonated a woman and used a high falsetto. “He’s just so beautiful!” Hottie paused. “His mother most be so beautiful!”
“Aww…how sweet. Did you tell her thank you?”
“What do you mean, did I tell her thank you? What am I chopped liver? I was standing right there!”
“Well, did you at least agree with her and say, yeah, she’s really beautiful, I’m the luckiest man in the world?”
“No. Gawd. Bye.”