Shopping with Little Man

“Hey, babe.”

“I was just at the store, buying Little Man some new shoes, and this woman stopped me.” Hottie told me.

“Oh, really? What kind of shoes?”

“Brown ones. You won’t believe what she said.”

“What?”

“What a cute baby! How precious!” He impersonated a woman and used a high falsetto. “He’s just so beautiful!” Hottie paused. “His mother most be so beautiful!”

“Aww…how sweet. Did you tell her thank you?”

“What do you mean, did I tell her thank you? What am I chopped liver? I was standing right there!”

“Well, did you at least agree with her and say, yeah, she’s really beautiful, I’m the luckiest man in the world?”

“No. Gawd. Bye.”

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One comment

  1. mom says:

    Hey, Hottie…from one chopped liver to another (I’ve been chopped liver all my life)…get used to it. This is what happens when you go in public with a gorgeous kid. You either become invisible or chopped liver. Personally, I’d choose chopped liver! ha

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